(Source: luxez)
mustardhills: My bird, Cinnamon. We call her Beepers ‘cause she beeps.
i literally cannot with this bird
Well baby I’m a put on a show kind of girl
Don’t like the back seat, gotta be first
I’m like the ringleader, I call the shots
I’m like a firecracker, I make it hotI will be disappointed if this song wasn’t the inspiration for June ;)
The Posterchildren (c) Kitty Burroughs
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
YOU FINALLY FINISHED IT COT! YOU AMAZING BEAUTIFUL CREATURE YOU. Sugar wars hehehehehe
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
dogcats
STOP
I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you
(Source: daranon)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”